May 2013
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tavros-the-bull:
have you ever wanted to draw so badly but then when you actually sit down to draw you just
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Dear Internet,
I am officially a 9th grader. Life is good.
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sacaswagea:
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
snorlaxatives:
jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
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sketchythought:
traceexcalibur:
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
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poorchrysalis:
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
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chocobo-strider:
TT: Oh shi-
AR: Initiating lock down. Hang on to your plush posterior mounds.
ONE…TWO… Condy is coming for you
THREE… FOUR… Can’t barricade your door
FIVE… SIX… Going to kill the Prince
SEVEN… EIGHT… It’s too late-
TT: Nine…Ten…
TT: I survived again.
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rabioheab:
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
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boywitch:
baby I promise ive changed, I promise I dont carry all those rats around with me anymore, I pro- *dozens and dozens of rats scurry out of my pants leg and pockets* *the room slowly begins to fill with rats* baby im sorry
connorkawaii:
waking up the morning after finishing a video game
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djavjr:
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing
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squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
longlivesherlock:
whorville:
whorville:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS